a love poem

I read this poem from a comic book called "david chelsea in love"

Why do you have to ask?
are you a brand new fool?
I'm the way you feel when she treats you cruel!
I've got a sad clown face and a pair of horns..
because you're wishin' that you'd never ever ever been born
you don't suit her taste
she don't like your face
she thinks you're toxic waste
so you've been replaced!

you're twenty three years old
it's time that you been told..
the way to hold on to your woman is to treat her cold

see, if you fall in love
you're gonna be in dutch
you better start off with a woman you don't like that much

and if you say "i love you"
then she''ll say "no thanks"
keep your big mouth shut
she'll fill in the blanks

show up late for dates
or don't come at all
tell gher she's a mess
make her feel small!

don't give her no slack!
keep her way off base

let the woman know that she can be replaced!


nice poem huh? there goes my chance with meeting girls...